chop it into bits and then put the other parts in the fridge
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I like freezing my chocolate portions, makes me eat them slower.
I occasionally eat one as a "meal replacement" when I can't get normal food.
But a resealable container solves the ant problem.
I occasionally eat one as a βmeal replacementβ when I canβt get normal food.
Came here to say the same. I would not eat a candy bar under normal circumstances, but I keep some Snickers handy just for the rare occasion when what I really need is a meal's worth of calories that I can eat in under a minute, or carry with me and take up only a little space.
But a resealable container solves the ant problem.
How do you wrangle them all in there?
Is this some weird attempt at guerilla marketing? Because we don't get the same crowds here as Reddit does, so it's kinda pointless. Unlike drinking cool and refreshing Pepsi Cola - Pepsi Cola, the cool and refreshing cola drink.
Now that you mention it, I could really use a Coke. And some Taco Bell.
Just eat the whole thing
Why stop at 1?
When I was a teenager I would eat the full sized ice cream ones sometimes, thinking that they were delicious. I tried one again as an adult a few years ago and it didn't hold up.
oh dang, i totally forgot about those. . .
Make a friend to share with. Offering half a candy bar is a great way to make friends.
Would you like half a candy bar?
Yes please. See we're friends now, let's go share our candy bar in the shade of that big ole oak tree and see what the wind in the leaves tells us about life.
That sounds amazing. Maybe we can be terrible at slacklining afterwards?
It's the most fun when you're terrible at it!
and drunk!
I used to occasionally eat one for breakfast, like a particularly unhealthy protein bar.
Don't worry, I'm back to eating normal breakfasts like chocolate chip pancakes and Lucky Charms.
They'll pry my breakfast oreos from my cold, dead hands. . .
If this at work and they have a freezer that is not sketchy you could store the leftover portion in there. Taped end, plastic container, etc. Recommend labeling it with a date and name to reduce the chance it gets tossed or pilfered.
Put the uneaten half in a sandwich bag or something, thatβs what I do with my other half eaten stuff. Like the other half of a cosmic brownie (did you know those things have like 50% of the recommended daily maximum sugar intake? Or the other pop tart in the package of 2 (the serving size is 1 but they put 2 in a package that canβt be resealed?)
Yes, some of us are rather lorge
I'd cut it into 4 pieces and store them in a ziploc in the drawer. GOAAAALLLLL
American portions in general are rediculous. I would love to be able to go to a restaurant and get half the amount of food they usually give you. I'm all for bringing home leftovers but sometimes that's not convenient. Sometimes my fat ass will just eat it all!
Not everything is good as leftovers! And I was trained as a child to not waste food, so it's a real struggle. Do I binge eat the whole thing or give a big middle finger to the starving children in Africa?
Back in my teens and twenties, I would often eat a whole full-sized Snickers. I don't know if I would now though. My appetite for junk food has diminished quite a bit.
I wish I could say the same. . .