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I have one in my drawer, I want a snack, and I like Snickers. But I can't bring myself to eat it. I don't want a half-eaten candy bar in my drawer (you want ants? that's how you get ants.) but I also don't want to eat the whole thing (i'm smol and that's a ridiculous amount of calories) but i cant bring myself to throw the uneaten part away. So it just stays there, taunting me, making me wish it were fun-sized.

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[–] tallwookie 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

chop it into bits and then put the other parts in the fridge

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I like freezing my chocolate portions, makes me eat them slower.

[–] Depot 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I occasionally eat one as a "meal replacement" when I can't get normal food.

But a resealable container solves the ant problem.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I occasionally eat one as a β€œmeal replacement” when I can’t get normal food.

Came here to say the same. I would not eat a candy bar under normal circumstances, but I keep some Snickers handy just for the rare occasion when what I really need is a meal's worth of calories that I can eat in under a minute, or carry with me and take up only a little space.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

But a resealable container solves the ant problem.

How do you wrangle them all in there?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is this some weird attempt at guerilla marketing? Because we don't get the same crowds here as Reddit does, so it's kinda pointless. Unlike drinking cool and refreshing Pepsi Cola - Pepsi Cola, the cool and refreshing cola drink.

[–] 0beevomit0 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now that you mention it, I could really use a Coke. And some Taco Bell.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Why stop at 1?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When I was a teenager I would eat the full sized ice cream ones sometimes, thinking that they were delicious. I tried one again as an adult a few years ago and it didn't hold up.

[–] 0beevomit0 2 points 2 years ago

oh dang, i totally forgot about those. . .

[–] Blackbart42 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Make a friend to share with. Offering half a candy bar is a great way to make friends.

[–] 0beevomit0 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Would you like half a candy bar?

[–] Blackbart42 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes please. See we're friends now, let's go share our candy bar in the shade of that big ole oak tree and see what the wind in the leaves tells us about life.

[–] 0beevomit0 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That sounds amazing. Maybe we can be terrible at slacklining afterwards?

[–] Blackbart42 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's the most fun when you're terrible at it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
[–] reattach 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I used to occasionally eat one for breakfast, like a particularly unhealthy protein bar.

Don't worry, I'm back to eating normal breakfasts like chocolate chip pancakes and Lucky Charms.

[–] 0beevomit0 3 points 2 years ago

They'll pry my breakfast oreos from my cold, dead hands. . .

[–] c7plumbcrazy 3 points 2 years ago

If this at work and they have a freezer that is not sketchy you could store the leftover portion in there. Taped end, plastic container, etc. Recommend labeling it with a date and name to reduce the chance it gets tossed or pilfered.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Put the uneaten half in a sandwich bag or something, that’s what I do with my other half eaten stuff. Like the other half of a cosmic brownie (did you know those things have like 50% of the recommended daily maximum sugar intake? Or the other pop tart in the package of 2 (the serving size is 1 but they put 2 in a package that can’t be resealed?)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Yes, some of us are rather lorge

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I'd cut it into 4 pieces and store them in a ziploc in the drawer. GOAAAALLLLL

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

American portions in general are rediculous. I would love to be able to go to a restaurant and get half the amount of food they usually give you. I'm all for bringing home leftovers but sometimes that's not convenient. Sometimes my fat ass will just eat it all!

[–] 0beevomit0 1 points 2 years ago

Not everything is good as leftovers! And I was trained as a child to not waste food, so it's a real struggle. Do I binge eat the whole thing or give a big middle finger to the starving children in Africa?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Back in my teens and twenties, I would often eat a whole full-sized Snickers. I don't know if I would now though. My appetite for junk food has diminished quite a bit.

[–] 0beevomit0 1 points 2 years ago

I wish I could say the same. . .