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submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/[email protected]

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[–] Nobody 44 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Zuck 100% has some sort of virtual rape/murder dungeon. His real avatar is probably some kind of lizard.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I feel like he's too boring for that.

[–] PhilMcGraw 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's just the mask he wears in public.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I wonder if he'd learn something about him and his peers in Forbes' top in the future.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

Hey, unregistered psykers aren't allowed on the Internet!

Stop spilling state secrets! Now we're going to have to get Zuck a new disguise!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Hey now, don’t kink shame

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

On an unrelated note, he's running for president.