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Blood-Covered Mark Zuckerberg Informed That Murder He Just Committed Was Not In Metaverse (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I feel like he's too boring for that.

[–] PhilMcGraw 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's just the mask he wears in public.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I wonder if he'd learn something about him and his peers in Forbes' top in the future.