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This simulation sucks (self.thefifthworld)

submitted 8 months ago by EnmaAi22 to c/[email protected]

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Help, I've somehow landed in a simulation of this weird place I can't leave. My CMD Window is broken. There's weird people in socks here screaming about all sorts of crazy shit. Like how the celestial FBI is looking for them so they need to hide behind their face so they will not be found And extradited.

Then there's weird people acting like they own this place. Like they own us. They want me to swallow these weird round things. When I don't take them they force me to.

I can't leave this simulation. Someone help pls. Can someone connect to my system and reactivate my CMD Window?

I've learned to never set your vagina-world-simulator to random from this. Pls help

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Help the downcast, for they shall inherit the world, but only the inferior world.

Help the prideful, for they wrongly possess the superior world.

It is I who help those trapped in the simulation, and this is what you must do: Fast for 40 days, and pray the rosary five times per day, each time a different Mystery. Contemplate the antinomies, and when you have found the answer to the antinomies, this answer will be the key to the triangular gate of the TOWER

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I dont know your situation, is explorer.exe running on your account? Check if you can Alt+Tab or Alt+(Fn+)F4. The pills may be making you loose your pnemonic access to your keyboard. Try to run, hide and wait for the effects to wear off, and try the above.

Once you are sober, and if you can remember Scroll Lock, Hold Ctrl and press it twice. I dont know what you are. Best case senario, you walk away with the drug somethat in your system, worst case senario is memory corruption, memory loss and being put in a coma until somone finds you.