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This title is another fat joke (feddit.de)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The police already have all the morbidly obese and immobile shooters

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

In jail, right?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

They do occasionally visit jail.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago

The morbidly obese and immobile shooter is the police officer that is sent to stop the active shooter.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Source: Jon Benjamin Has a Van

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

To top it he was jerking off under the blanket.

Which explains his face at the end.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is this a joke I'm too Global South to understand?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not that America, the other America, you know the one with hot dogs and Uncle Sam and rampant gun violence.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)
  • ~~hotdogs~~
  • Uncle Sam
  • ~~rampart gun violence~~

We are one old guy away from the first world i see

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Don't worry, Eric Prince has a plan to fix that oversight!

[–] stevestevesteve 3 points 7 months ago

The places in America with rampant gun violence definitely aren't what I'd call first world

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

but why isn't he wearing makeup?