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submitted 10 months ago by gorysubparbagel to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 10 months ago

It's convenient that the gavel is used both for auctions and for courtrooms. Both situations apparently boil down to giving it to the highest bidder.

[–] samus12345 63 points 10 months ago

I knew it was satire because there's no way he'd give a discount.

[–] MashedTech 33 points 10 months ago

Now that is a good article.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago

all principles must go!

[–] Beryl 24 points 10 months ago

Just take John Oliver's motor coach Clarence, you know you want it !

[–] resetbypeer 22 points 10 months ago

For a limited time only. Conditions may apply. Contact your local representative at 1-800- unconstitutional to get your benefits today.

Live life like Clarence. You truly deserve it.

/S just to be sure

[–] HootinNHollerin 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Just mention the code SCOTUS

[–] HootinNHollerin 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It’s our tax season AND election season super combo blowout!