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[–] Cornpop 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

"Washing up liquid" sounds so absurd. You dang Brit's and your Rumbledethumps and your Bubble and squeak.

Dish soap Hand soap Body wash / shower gel

On that question though, dish soap is considerably more powerful than shower gel.

[–] kamehameherp 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can't criticise us brits when you have those rooty tooty point and shootys, and merry fizzlebang day.

[–] Cornpop 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks to those shootys we got to give you guys the bootys and celebrate that with our kasplooyes!

[–] kamehameherp 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But if you stayed under british rule you could have enjoyed beans on toast.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] jackoneill 5 points 1 year ago

This would be a worthwhile trade

[–] Historical_General 2 points 1 year ago

Soon to be near-totally americanised and enshittified, don't worry. Sky high infant mortality, maternal mortality rates etc, here we come!!!

[–] Lemmylefty 5 points 1 year ago

I do find it very funny that the country that has “brekkie” and “takeaways” and “trollies” somehow ended up with “biscuit” and America with “cookie”.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm confused, is "dish soap" an american brand name of washing up liquid?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

your pasta is not covered in sweat, dirt, grime, and dander.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, but you don't know anything about my pasta.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Sounds like I don't want to know anything about your pasta.