The Jesus Christ of the New Testament was an alright guy who condemned the selfish, defended the vulnerable, and told those that follow him to welcome and assist people from foreign lands.
Whatever the fuck 99% of American "Christians" worship, on the other hand, is more corrosive than xenomorph blood.
If Jesus existed and returned preaching what the New Testament claims he stood for, American "Christians" would probably skip the crucifixions and just blow his brains out.