this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2023
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[–] TragicNotCute 56 points 1 year ago

I’ve tried nothing and I’m out of ideas.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Don’t forget making a dating profile where I took six pictures in different corners of my house wearing the same outfit.

[–] Smooth_Riker 13 points 1 year ago

Better than a car selfie featuring a hat and sunglasses.

[–] poopgood 10 points 1 year ago

Not too shabby, you have 6 corners in your room

[–] AzuleBlade 4 points 1 year ago

Fuck, this hit a little too close to home.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My old coworker and I would bullshit and be like Oh hi Mark at awkward times, to try and make the other one laugh.

Then once a guy we didn't really know was there. And we were doing it, but didn't realized his name was actually Mark.

Oh man that was peak LoL work shenanigans

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Anyway, how's your sex life?

[–] poopgood 8 points 1 year ago

what a great story Mark

[–] ExtremePlatypus 8 points 1 year ago

Half of married people die alone, so being single is kinda like being post-married anyways…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It's fine, I got all you guys. Hi friends.

[–] _number8_ 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

oh pls

i figure the eventuality of most people not dying alone will induce some sort of serendipity

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You will realistically spend very little time dying, so don't worry about it too much.

[–] Thteven 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

But I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!

[–] Achaeminus 4 points 1 year ago

It’s a lot just posting this.

[–] ilovesatan 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

God damn is hard

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Too relatable