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[–] Exusia 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My toothbrush is made of wood, and the bristles kind of just stick in it. I don't think it contributed to any ddos attacks, but I could be wrong in this day and age.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It performs a DDoS against plaque

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

"That's a lot of packets you got there. Shame if they were redirected without your knowing."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

“Dental Denial of Surface” plaque doesn’t have to go home but it can’t stay herer…

[–] Anticorp 24 points 11 months ago

My toothbrush doesn't have Internet access, so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

[–] lettruthout 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This whole issue appears to be fake news.

Surprising 3 Million Hacked Toothbrushes Story Goes Viral—Is It True? (Security Experts Call BS On Toothbrush Botnet Story)

https://www.forbes.com/sites/daveywinder/2024/02/07/surprising-3-million-hacked-toothbrushes-story-goes-viral-is-it-true/?sh=eddb3571dbcb

[–] RagingSnarkasm 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Tell me you didn't click the original link and read the article without telling me you didn't click the original link and read the article.

[–] lettruthout 3 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I stopped reading after the sixth one today.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Lol! Awesome article to just suck up clicks. Brilliant.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I know how to tell if it's happening.
I don't know how to care if it's happening.