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[–] superduperenigma 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't understand why they think that KC needs to win the Superbowl as a prerequisite for Taylor Swift endorsing a candidate. She has a massive platform that's completely independent of how well her boyfriend's career is going that week.

[–] Zoomboingding 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Republicans operate under a "might makes right" mentality. So unless their team wins, it's not worth respecting their opinions.

[–] Anticorp 4 points 9 months ago

This is actually the best and most plausible explanation I've seen so far.

[–] AllonzeeLV 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I'm just curious as to what was going through their head when they put "endorses" in quotes.

Like, will she be claiming to endorse Biden but really she's really hypnotizing the audience with her mind powers?

[–] ChicoSuave 15 points 9 months ago

The right can't imagine others not doing what a popular figure says because they only do what their popular figures say.

[–] ThrowawayInTheYear23 8 points 9 months ago

I’m just curious as to what was going through their head when they put “endorses” in quotes.

[–] DigitalTraveler42 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"99% of Americans will be 49ers fans"

As if conservatards are more than 40% of the country, lol.

Also there's going to be some really conflicted lifelong Chiefs fans, but also why would the Right wingers want Liberal California/SanFran winning a Superbowl? Do they want to make Nancy Pelosi happy with a Superbowl win? lol

[–] TootSweet 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sportsball is serious stuff to right-wingers, apparently.

[–] surewhynotlem 2 points 9 months ago

It's a socially acceptable way to watch big sweaty burly dudes in tight pants while still claiming to be straight.

[–] PunnyName 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

That second one sounds like stochastic terrorism to me.

[–] Maven 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Facists and terrorism. Name a more iconic duo!

[–] Coreidan 8 points 9 months ago

My theory is this whole “conspiracy” talk lunacy has been drummed up to distract people from the true atrocities going on in the world.

There are better conspiracies to spend your time on.

This is just plain stupid and a waste of time.