this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 47 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 69 points 10 months ago

It's a green text, so yeah it's fake.

Though there's a halfway decent comedy waiting to be written about an incel who gets laid while blackout drunk and can't remember it.

[–] cactusupyourbutt 17 points 10 months ago

anon is getting scammed

[–] Shard 6 points 10 months ago

Fake and gay.

Fake: Anon talks to girls

Gay: Anon is the one who's actually pregnant

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Congratulations on your reverse virgin birth!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If anyone wants an explanation as to how this can actually happen, I am here to offer it:

It never happened.

There ya go.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah, what kind of loser never has sex in uni?

/j