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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A HTTPS parking spot would require your car to be inside of a truck

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And that truck would need to be getting towed by a trusted friend of the parking lot management

[–] superminerJG 13 points 1 year ago

And said trusted friend's tow truck would need to have a display in the window saying "Certified Safe Tow Truck"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There needs to be a space blocked by a pillar with "409"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

And a missing slot "404"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Nice, a spot for 2011-2022 Kia/Hyundai vehicles

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Dunmber than funny, but ill give you the upvote lol

[–] doppelgangmember 3 points 1 year ago

Run far away

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

PUT /parking?lot=1 HTTP/1.1

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