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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Jackhammer_Joe 32 points 9 months ago

I don't know why, but I think it's funny

[–] buycurious 23 points 9 months ago (3 children)

[–] someguy3 20 points 9 months ago

"I can't believe you've done this."

[–] ulemmyagain 11 points 9 months ago

Dude's like "Bro, wtf!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Here’s how to tell the difference:

An alligator will see you later.

A crocodile will see you in a while.

Until we meet again

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Srsly though, crocodiles have pointy snouts, sort of like an A, and alligators have rounded snouts, sort of like a C.

No, I don't know why they were named the wrong way around.

[–] Vlixz 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've always wondered, do they like grow their arms back? They always look so unphased when it happens

[–] Huschke 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, no. They can however regrow their tales. Fortunately, loosing a limb or two for them isn't a deal breaker as they can still hunt.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

They can however regrow their tales.

Baby Croc: Daddy, what happens to Enkaiman and Alligamesh next?

Daddy Croc: Unfortunately, I forgot.

Baby croc: :(

Daddy Croc: Oh wait, it's coming back, but I have to start again from the beginning...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Should have waited a few mins to see if he'd tuck into that live boar.