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No Scan Do (i.kinja-img.com)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Just put it up on the wall if you're going to use a QR code.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (16 children)

I love people’s absolute moral outrage about scanning a QR code. The same folks crying bc they have to ask for a plastic straws or wear a smal piece of cloth on their face in the grocery store.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I wear masks, carry stainless steel straws so I don't have to use paper ones. You want me to eat at your establishment more than once, don't make me use my phone at meal time.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Nosh-inal 🥸

[–] nifty 5 points 10 months ago

I wish restaurants could allow web app based ordering if I just want to get a refill on drinks, ketchup etc. without bothering a person. If I can order things without servers that’d be great as long as a server is available to answer questions if needed.

[–] Thcdenton 5 points 10 months ago

I'm gonna start using a nokia brick again if this shit starts getting normalized. You are never interacting with my phone. Take my money, give me your shitty craft burger abd fuck off.

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