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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

From the archives. Jesus what a grim fucking comic, great contrast between the subject and the cutesy style, which I guess is what made me go "heh, holy shit"

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 11 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 55 points 11 months ago

Interesting read

TLDR: "ignorance is bliss"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I am heavily fucked up inside therefore i must be an intelligent

[–] c0mbatbag3l 10 points 11 months ago

You know what? Fuck it.

Uncauses your correlation

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Post hoc ergo propter hoc in the house

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

You need to actually have nuts before you can say that

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This article speaks to me.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago (3 children)

It speaks to everyone. "I'm messed up because I'm smarter than other people" is a seductive fantasy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I clicked into the article wondering how they measured intelligence, and they polled people from Mensa. What a fucking joke.

[–] shneancy 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

lmao right? Mensa members are allegedly smart and yet they pay money to be in the special club of the smartest of everyone look at me

[–] shneancy 3 points 11 months ago

being smart is less fun than people think tbh, being twice exceptional is even less fun

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Well, I know I am far smarter than a few family members. My brother told me he would never get vaccinated for covid, because it has cancer in it, which is not true.

Overall I would say I am average, or slightly above average iq. Not saying I am a genius.

[–] KpntAutismus 6 points 11 months ago

very depressed and still get the best grades in my class at "profession school", can confirm.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

A little dark for a chuesday, innit?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I have absolutely no idea what a "chutes day" is 😅 but I'm a dirty foreigner with a native language that's not even in the same family as English, please have mercy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

It was an autocorrect fail.

"chuesday" and "innit" are just poking fun at a particular English accent.

[–] shneancy 3 points 11 months ago

a lot of brits pronounce the "tu" at the beginning of words like "chu"

[–] netwren 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So to any young kids who get into this "I am intelligent therefore depressed."

I've been there and what I've found is that if you are like how I was. I falsely correlated analysis of the universe and the discovery of it's harshness with how I was feeling and probably erroneously ignored my bias (because I was depressed) to focus on negative realizations.

It was my caustic family environment, my lack of individual freedom, poor sleep, poor diet that was making me miserable.

If you're feeling this way you need to look into Mindfulness and why existence even in its brutally bleak appearance can be an enjoyable quiet morning listening to crickets as you wake up, or being aware of noisy air vent that sounds interesting, or even the curiosities of your own wandering mind.

Our experience of existence is relative to our framing. Emotional intelligence is learning to side step the current and enjoy observing the river.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

otoh depressive realism is a thing.

For example about a trillion probable sentients are killed every year mostly for pleasure and if you can contextualise numbers at all that rends your heart.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

[citation needed]

[–] EvilLootbox 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Futurama taught me you should only give the monkey moderate intelligent serum if you want it to be happy

[–] CADmonkey 6 points 11 months ago

"I'm going to business school!"