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[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Reminder to Non-Americans: Americans call the main dish the entree.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entr%C3%A9e

[–] ArcaneGadget 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Soggy 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

https://languageoffood.blogspot.com/2009/08/entree.html (fixed ugly link)

It's actually pretty interesting.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago
[–] LemmysMum 4 points 8 months ago

That's why Americans are so fat. Two dishes in and still at the start of the meal.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

This one's gonna do numbers with the eepy crowd.

[–] Hotdogman 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Asnooze bouche

Edit: greenthorn wins

[–] MedicPigBabySaver 5 points 8 months ago

Nice. I ❤️ those.

[–] hark 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I get full on the appetizer and fuck everything up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Are we still taking about sleep? Either way, relatable

[–] NegativeInf 2 points 8 months ago

This destroys the spine.

[–] Toneswirly 9 points 8 months ago

Every night:

7:00 pm: Baby is asleep, im gonna finally beat Yakuza. Lemme just lay on my wifes lap for a bit

9:15 pm: wake up on the couch. Time for bed

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] spongeborgcubepants 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just avoid the snores d'oeuvres

[–] spongeborgcubepants 1 points 8 months ago

hahaha you win

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Can-nap-yays

[–] Emerald 1 points 8 months ago

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no doubt, @selontheweb

i am addicted to having an appetizer of sleep on my couch before moving to my be for sleep entrees