this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2024
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[–] Diprount_Tomato 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is more of a distressing meme than a surreal image

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I see it as fairly calming. Why would the computer be malevolent? I am happy(er) when I touch my computer.

[–] Diprount_Tomato 4 points 11 months ago

Embrace the code

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Diprount_Tomato 6 points 11 months ago

Yeah, it's a shame we can't post distressing memes here

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If I saw this I'd CTRL+C immediately

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Ctrl+Z until I can answer yes

[–] A7thStone 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

unzip | strip | touch | finger | grep | mount | fsck | unmount | sleep

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Your computer just got ncursed.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Try it at home:

$ dialog --yesno 'Have you touched grass today? Did it make you feel happy?' 0 0
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

And then think you're having an aneurysm trying to capture the menu selection in an array

[–] surewhynotlem 11 points 11 months ago

Yes. The computer did not consent.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Some problem with the aptitude, I presume?

[–] jiberish 11 points 11 months ago

I woke up at 5 and couldn’t get back to sleep. That gave me enough time from the sleeping family to fix my ZFS server that’s been down for a while. I am happy. Also made sourdough for the first time.

I didn't even have to use my AK I gotta say it was a good day

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Touching my computer always makes me happy, until I get bored, so yes. Yes it did.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It did! Hooray!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago