this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 year ago

Yes you did good : )

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

realize he would is giving the shot to me

unga bunga Neanderthal language in these green texts

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

American not understanding the concept of non-native English speakers:

[–] darthsid 18 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Ah please let us be free of god awful fake moralist shit green texts on lemmy at least. Keep that fake affirmation shit for Reddit.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I shit you not this exact scenario happened to me but then she cheated with him with some random guy.

We're still best buds.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

This one is at least something I really encountered in a similar way and is mundane enough to not be completely cheesy. So I'll let that one slide.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

You are in greentext community and you dare ask for anon to actually start posting real things? Cmon be realistic.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Aw, I really like wholesome greentext.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

How many green texts can you read about OP shitting themselves in public? Might as well change it up.

[–] arin 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"Absolutely NOT an asshole" award goes to....