What would the other option be though "No, I don't believe in errors" ?
this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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If it were up to me, I'd say a catastrophic failure requires an "Oh Shit!" button.
Back in the early 2000's I had the windows error sound play Neo saying "Oh shit!" from the Matrix. After a while, it just got annoying though.
you gave tourette's to the poor computer
Guess we're in dire need of a "Well shit..." button.
It looks like a C++ error where you forgot a ; at the line end
It's because it's a windows product and users have accepted these errors.
My favorite one is "There is an issue"
catastrophic failure? meh, it is what it is
Click the X instead to not give the satisfaction
In simple words... Epic fail!
Nothing will ever beat "Guru Meditation" as vague and unhelpful problem description.