i'll miss banging you two
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The bride gives good head.
The groom's head is better. (οΏ’βΏοΏ’ )
Knows what he likes ;)
Didn't know family could marry!
You still banned from playgrounds?
Nice polygamy game, Elwood! Nice!
The drinks are NOT free!
I tried him, great choice
I tried him, bad choice.
Hey! My Ex! Great choice
You don't need childporn anymore!
Jesus Christ ~~Reddit~~ Lemmy
Well that's enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that's enough Internet then for today.
Turns out you are siblings
He proposed to me first.
is this the "crazy" one?
This one is great lol
The meteor strikes in 5
4
3
Um 7
Will you marry me, {bridesname}?
They share the same grandmother
When I was getting married an aunt decided she'd give us a family tree thing as a gift. She did some geological research, turns out we were third cousins...so that was fun.
The marriage didn't work out buy only cause she cheated on me with a relative of mine...which would also be a relative of hers? Yes we are from a small town, how'd you know?
{groomsname}, I'm pregnant; it's yours!
A real world one: So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.
The best man in his speech - roughly translated: "take (rape) another kid" (neem nog een kind). He ment to say "take another beer" (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.
Was a funny moment :)
Yelling to the groom: custody hearing next week, asshole!
You are not the father!
It was nice knowing you.
wait you two are siblings?
Leave or catch long COVID.
"The crabs cleared up then?"
Killing your ex paid off
there is a famous dentist and ex hunter I think, whom had an argument with his new girlfriend in a restaurant and just shouted "I killed my wife for you" in the middle of the restaurant.
I slept with your wife/husband.
"you're that guy from the porno!" (That was definitely 5 words don't check)
From the show βYouβre the worstβ and directed at the bride, something along the lines of: βwe have not yet slept together for the last timeβ
That's a convincing sex change.