this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"How did you meet mom?"

"Well, I dropped the onion I had tied to my belt, which was the style at the time..."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

"Now, to take the ferry cost a nickle, and in those days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now, where was I...oh yeah. The important thing is that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time..."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Man when I tell you my panties just exploded off my body....

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

🥬

Oh sorry that's my cabbage haha

My cabbages! 😭

[–] Land_Strider 3 points 1 year ago

Poor ATLA side character.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's weird how much they focus on him that one time, only to never mention him again. You'd think they're setting up for some kind of side arc, or recurring gag, or something...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Netflix might do, we'll find out soon enough. I'm looking forward to it, but I'm anxious they'll fuck up as well.

Cabbage guy spin off?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Albanian Tinder

[–] quams69 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Dude got holes. Ladies love a handy man

[–] Window_Error_Noises 7 points 1 year ago

I mean, I'd respond positively to this shrext. But I love onions.

[–] fox2263 5 points 1 year ago

I put on my wizard robe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Damn.

Who is he? 🥰