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"How did you meet mom?"
"Well, I dropped the onion I had tied to my belt, which was the style at the time..."
"Now, to take the ferry cost a nickle, and in those days, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now, where was I...oh yeah. The important thing is that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time..."