this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...squeeze your meat?

I guess that does make me happy.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 4 points 1 year ago
[–] tdawg 17 points 1 year ago

It's clamping time!

[–] damnthefilibuster 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck you. Where’s the paid upvote on this platform? You deserve it.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 9 points 1 year ago

I feel the gold coming from your heart.

[–] _lilith 12 points 1 year ago

I had to buy clamps today and I automatically chanted this when I picked them up

[–] gibmiser 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you're happy and you know it...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How long before the repost with 'Whoa Black Betty' as the caption?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

be the repost you wish to see in this world

[–] gibmiser 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you're happy and you know it...

[–] chuckleslord 8 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Hold a stamp in an AI generated hellscape?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

To AI's credit, they have the correct number of fingers.

[–] gibmiser 3 points 1 year ago

Stamp a skeet / stomp your feet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I wonder if newer AI models are going to have to learn what "AI Generated" is supposed to look like, and how ironic it would be it they had to output worse quality in order for people to accept it was AI generated. Maybe "Gen[1/2/3/4]_AI" would be better, like how we have console generations and stuff.

[–] hakunawazo 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This surely is an euphemism for something...

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DevastatedBungHole 3 points 1 year ago

Ahhhh, I was saying clamp ya gammon, which didn't feel correct

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Keep your dick in a vice

-AvE dude

[–] x4740N 4 points 1 year ago

Was trying to figure out what "clap your hams" meant before seeing another comment saying "clamp"

[–] thorbot 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If you’re happy and you know it, hamp your clams

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Hamping, that's what hampers do, right?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The sound of one ham clamping is an unpleasant twist.