Asklemmy

My girlfriend and I agreed easily for a girl's name, but couldn't agree on a boy's name.

Eventually (like months into the pregnancy), by talking, one name came out and we both loved it.

We knew the names we liked, and waited for the surprise. It was a boy :)

My first kid has a name I heard somewhere as an intern. I had never heard it before, but I liked it and remembered it when my first was born. My second born's name is a version of both his grandfather's names.

We got a list of the most popular baby names a year before they were born and just picked one that we liked. Their middle names come from my wife's home country.

I saw him and immediately knew his name was either “Simon” or “get off the fucking counter”

Alphabetically. Aardvark is doing great. His younger brother is really good at math.