this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
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[–] Rolando 34 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wait, what's wrong with drinking beer shirtless outdoors, in your own yard?

[–] FlyingSquid 31 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Do you want to look at this guy while you're mowing your lawn?

[–] Rolando 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I bet that guy has the most awesome barbecues.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Always trust a fat guy to have good food

[–] Rolando 2 points 6 months ago

"CAESAR: Let me have men about me that are fat,

Sleek-headed men and such as sleep a-nights.

Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look,

He thinks too much; such men are dangerous."

-William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" Act 1 Scene 2

[–] surewhynotlem 13 points 6 months ago

I aspire to it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[–] udon 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

What's left of it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Mowing your lawn is way more disruptive. I'd much prefer this guy to someone who mows their lawn constantly, especially if that person is complaining about me drinking beer on my lawn.

[–] FlyingSquid 0 points 6 months ago

The guy drinking beer also mows his lawn. With a riding mower. Despite it being about a sixteenth of an acre.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I unironically want this guy watching me mow my lawn sure

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 6 months ago

I hear there are a lot of cheap homes in Jacksonville.