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submitted 8 months ago by Renegade_roosteR to c/memes

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Learn to cook. You can get fat much cheaper that way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Do tell

If I could make food that can make me gain weight for a reasonable price and not be bland I'd be pretty happy

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Chicken stock: rotisserie chicken + like $5 worth of veg makes you like two gallons of it
Congee: boil rice in chicken stock until it's a porridge consistency, add eggs, chicken, veg, whatever. Absolutely delicious and a thousand calorie serving costs like $3.

[–] bruhduh 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Just add some MSG

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I assume you mean to add MSG to bland food to make it taste better, and not that MSG somehow makes you gain weight?

[–] bruhduh 1 points 8 months ago

Tastier food->bigger appetite->bigger weight

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

if i knew how to cook id be 500 pounds. i have to nerf myself