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Why is my brain like this? Why do I always do things the hard way?
"Oh, there's this thing you have to do that'll take fifteen minutes. "
"I'll do it tomorrow."
"Oh, there's this thing you've been putting off for a few days. The deadline for it is coming up."
"I'll do it right before it's due."
"Oh, there's this thing that's past due, but it might not be too late..."
"I can't handle this. I'm going to pretend it doesn't exist."
"Oh, the thing that would have taken 15 minutes is now a major disaster that'll take days to fix and cost a lot of money. Your life is falling apart as we speak."
"I'll handle it now, since I have no choice."
You forgot the most important stage!
"Everything has now blown up due to my inability to perform low effort mundane tasks. Since things nave now blown up anyway, I might as well just leave it. How much worse can it get?"
Narrator:
I am currently on step 3!