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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You don't realize how slimy/sticky kids are until you have your own. Like, they're clearly gross, but you don't realize how gross.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

You can explain hygiene to a four year old until you're blue in the face and they'll still turn around and chase a chicken nugget under the booth at a restaurant.