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Yesterday I passed a barbershop and saw ads on their wall outside of men with beards and short hair. It is a revival or saving electricity ?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm a fucking wizard - the beard is mandatory.

[โ€“] 0_0j 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I control electron flow on my spare time

[โ€“] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 6 months ago

I control erection flow.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do the other wizards just give you the staff, or do you have to go on a quest or something?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Becoming a wizard isn't so trivial as just being declared one - many wizards apprenticed themselves to gain knowledge and improve their chances but that elevation is a personal journey.

You will know you're a wizard when you can look at fellows in your skill and know that none of them would challenge your adoption of the title. I wish you the best of luck. It's a title within reach of everyone in their lifetime.

The staff and robes are optional but who would turn down a badass purple robe.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's really the stick I'm interested in. So you can just go get your own staff? Nobody awards you the staff, or stops you from getting a staff?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Nah, you can just make yourself a staff - there aren't any restrictions, registries or waiting periods.

[โ€“] 0_0j 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Nah, you can just make yourself a staff

Exactly. The moguls try to control how I use it in the organization