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If you could take a single character out of a piece of media (book, film, TV show, video game, etc) who would it be? (lemm.ee)

submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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They would lose any magical powers they may have had in the book, but anything they are, rather than can do, will stay. For example people from the His Dark Materials world would keep their daemons. You can take them out at any time in the story's plot, but for all other people consuming the media, it will be shown that the character suddenly disappears, with the rest of the plot being affected accordingly. People will notice this happening. The character is not under any sort of control by you once you have taken them out of the story, although they will appear next to you to start with.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Boromir. Right before the arrows start flying. We would just sit at a bar drinking after I'd calmed him down, and we'd read how the hobbits got taken by Orcs anyway and that Sam and Frodo are pretty much doing their own thing.

(We would also have the "Seen Been"/ "Shaun Bonn" discussion, time permitting)

Skip ahead to the last book where the ~~King~~ Steward of Gondor sits on the throne, and then I'll pat Boromir encourangingly on the back, and shove him back into the book so he can connect with his dad again.

I also might throw in some AK-47s for that last battle in the last book, but depends how much I've been drinking honesty

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Sean Bean is a stage name. His birth name? Shaun Bean.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Pronounced "Seen Been"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Seen Baun.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

well that's just ridiculous now

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can't return them to the book, taking them out is permanent.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Oh. Well, still Boromir before the arrows. At that point he's basically written out of the story anyway.

I can find him work petitioning the Tolkien estate to include firearms in their final battle, which they will likely refuse because they are dicks. I guess he could go on celebrity panel shows, but I don't think he'd be that funny.

Pulling him out of the book really might do more harm than good. He died with courage. Now he just mysteriously vanished when he was needed the most. Probably the ~~King~~ Steward of Rohan would be suspicious on his son's disappearance, and would reject any plea for aid fr the Fellowship. Might doom the story.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I am terribly sorry to brung this up, but you've now suggested twice that Boromir is connected to the king of Rohan which isn't the case. I believe you mean to say Steward of Gondor because Gondor has no king and Gondor needs no king.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

goddammit I knew that too