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Catholic 'media ministry' defrocks AWOL AI priest after it told faithful you can baptise babies in Gatorade and that, sure, it can totally perform your wedding (www.pcgamer.com)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

is there actually any rule against using gatorade for a baptism?

It's better, cuz it's got electrolytes.

Does it even have to be liquid water?

So like, ice X at 60 gigapascals and -120 °C?

[–] Sterile_Technique 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It’s better, cuz it’s got electrolytes.

It's what souls crave!

So like, ice X at 60 gigapascals and -120 °C?

What's the worse that could happen?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

What's the worse that could happen?

Freezer burn yo baby