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Showerthoughts

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[–] aeronmelon 96 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If you don't pay your monthly vacuum fee, Hoover will turn it off remotely.

[–] FireRetardant 42 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Unlock more power for an extra $4.99/month*

*warranty period reduced by 1 week per use of MaxPower mode

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Hahaha

There’s a real life example of this somewhere right?

[–] fubbernuckin 10 points 7 months ago

Time to wrap my vacuum in tin foil