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Metal Memes

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Memes. For metal music.

Don't be an ass and try to keep the gatekeeping and whatnot to a minimum. Memes from all sorts of metal genres and bands are welcome here.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (8 children)

that pedo band?

Christine Sixteen:

don't usually say things like this to girls your age
But when I saw you coming out of school that day
That day I knew, I knew
I've got to have you, I've got to have you

[–] Mandarbmax 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yikes! I don't stand by my title for this post.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (5 children)

If you pay attention, lyrics about sex with minors was a common theme from the 50s (and earlier) to the 90s (and later).

"I get it up for the touch of the younger kind" ~ my Sharona - the knack, 1979

"She was just 17, if you know what I mean" ~ I saw her standing there - the Beatles, 1963

Girl, you'll be a woman soon. Neil diamond

Don't stand so close to me. The police

Sweet little sixteen. Chuck Berry

Etc.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

"Well I don't care if you're just thirteen, You look too good to be true" Ted Nugent - Jailbait

[–] Anticorp 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's worth noting that Paul McCartney was only 21 and George Harrison only 20 in 1963. That's a group of guys who hadn't really matured much since they never had to face any of the challenges that we did at that age, and were constantly doted upon. I'm not excusing their lyrics, I'm just saying 17 and 20 (only 3 years apart) is not as creepy as shit like old ass Ted Nugent singing about 13 year old girls. That shit is criminal, and gross.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Or if you want a clever subtle song choice.

"I love little girls, They make me feel so good"
~ Little girls - Oingo Boingo, 1981

But seriously I love that Danny Elfman was so pissed at his industry having this issue that he straight up made the creepiest, wrong song, just to mock them. And mostly everyone's takeaway was just "ew".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Domino - KISS

The live version of which is my favorite song of theirs...but not for that reason lol

[–] frostysauce 1 points 8 months ago

"Little 15" Depeche Mode

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