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Your cum can heal any injuries (hilariouschaos.com)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

TWIST: cum is the only thing that treats or heals injuries, illness, or disease of any kind! Broken leg? Cum! Headache? Cum! Complex-partial frontal temporal lobe seizure disorder? Cum! Pregnant and need an abortion? Ironically, also cum!