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What a badass (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/justpost

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I think Biden could take like, 1 sixth grader down, but honestly 2 sixth graders would probably overwhelm him.

I think i could probably take 3. 4 after my coffee and adderol. 5 motivated 6th graders? I dunno, i think I'm toast

[–] Anticorp 4 points 8 months ago

I can take on 100 at once when I'm feeling energetic, and would lose to 1 when I'm not.

[–] Xanis 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I've borne witness to horrors. Endless rows of soulless shelves. Signs that spoke of treasure oft ignored. People dumb enough that it scared me knowing they operated a motor vehicle.

As someone who has worked retail. If I tapped into the pure, black rage created in that time I would gladly fight a whole class of sixth grades. Especially the valued customers wwh~idiots that would leave frozen product on shelves and I would "Thank You, Sir"....

O-oh god, it's coming back! "Have a great day!" No, not like this.

"Haha yeah, it didn't ring up properly. Definitely free!"

ahhh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Here's a great line a buddy of mine came up with during my time in the trenches: "you guys have been just horrific."

Try saying it out loud lol.

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