Shitty Superpowers

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Post your favorite shitty superpower ideas that will help you save or shit on the world that needs us!

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[–] franklin 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Is there a minimum amount or is it like even a molecule's worth?

[–] paddirn 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

A whole load, fresh, all over the affected area. Sometimes it even requires multiple treatments.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Someone's looking forward to healing

[–] franklin 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well at least my wife will be healthy I guess.

[–] cactusupyourbutt 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

yeah she looks really healthy

[–] franklin 2 points 7 months ago

Well we have been going to the gym and hiking, gotta stay active. Thanks for the encouragement cactusupyourbutt!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

🤣

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Needs to be at least the amount of one squirt of lotion