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[–] SupraMario 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The increase in people who can't sleep because of cell phone usage at night has increased because of cell phones. This is a well known thing. No one is saying night owls didn't exist before cellphones.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Or night owls just fuck a lot more than early birds, so we're taking over the population

[–] SupraMario 1 points 8 months ago

Conspiracy! You all will turn into vampires later....I saw it in that true blood documentary.