this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2024
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No one’s bringing up the missing inch?

Let’s send out a search party!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Yes, unlike your old bedroom which is the same size, your mom has very likely shrunk a little from when you were a little kid. We lose bone, and we've carried a lot.