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[–] candyman337 54 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Knowledge is knowing that a few drops of gasoline contains all the calories you'd need in a day

Wisdom is knowing that it isn't a good idea to drink gas

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Pedantry is fact checking a comment, figuring out it would actually take around a cup (or 1/4 liter) of gasoline, then figuring out how to convert that to drops and pointing out it would actually take close to 4,700 drops, not just a few.

[–] rtxn 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Smart-assery is replying how it can still be consumed as just a single, very large drop.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Smart-assery is replying that gasoline doesn't have enough surface tension to form such a large drop.

[–] TheYear2525 3 points 11 months ago

Lemmy-ing is recreating a typical Reddit thread but making sure every comment points out that they’re self-aware.

[–] Ech 2 points 1 year ago

What if you put it in a balloon and pop it into a funnel aimed into your mouth and you have no gag reflex?

[–] eating3645 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hmmm let's see, you need roughly 2.39kcal or 10kJ of fuel a day.

Gasoline has an energy density of 45 MJ/kg.

https://energyeducation.ca/encyclopedia/Energy_density

Sciencing those together means you need 0.00022 kg or 0.22g of gasoline a day

Gasoline has a mass density of 0.7475 g/cm^3, more sciencing means you need 0.294 cm^3 of gasoline by volume.

https://www.engineeringtoolbox.com/fuels-densities-specific-volumes-d_166.html (average across range and convert to g/cm^3)

Here let's pull a number out of our butts, let's say a drop is a sphere with a diameter of 5mm, so the radius is 0.25cm. Volume is 4/3 pi r^3 which comes out to 0.065 cm^3/ drop.

0.294/0.065 gives 4.5 drops.

So you'd need 5 drops of gasoline to get your days worth of energy.

Seems we're off by a factor of a thousand. Most likely you doubled up on 1Calorie = 1000 calories. (Damnit food industry, what the hell?!?) 1kcal is already converted to the base calorie, as opposed to 1kCal.

[–] quindraco 4 points 1 year ago

What ethanol percentage did you assume?

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