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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They probably have employees stocking at night. So no security system unless you try to open the wrong door, but you'll still probably get caught.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Good point. That may be the case as well. Either way, no bathroom breaks!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hear me out. Pajamas that look like Costco stocker uniforms. Slip em on before bed. Gotta go, just walk quick, it'll buy you enough cover.