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You can vomit watermelons at will (hilariouschaos.com)

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The watermelons wont hurt you. They also taste just like normal melons

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[–] TropicalDingdong 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

You could hold the world hostage, threatening to cover the world in melons unless they meet you demands. You could train yourself to vomit explosive over fermented water melons that smell bad, like some fierce Birdo. The world could be your subject, constantly in fear of your melons.

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