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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I actually did forever ago. It was pretty good. Harry is too smart and way too smug for me but I did really like voldie's plan and how they dealt with him. I wonder if that would work in the actual books. It kinda seems like it from book 2.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

To be fair, I think most people would be insufferably smug if they could blow everyone's minds with some basic physics and creative thinking.

Muggle: this is a standard Blu-ray optical disc. It is capable of storing up to 100gb of information, which [according to Google] roughly translates into one or more movies (depending on the video quality), 28,000 songs, 30,000 photos, or 67.8 million pages of text.

Wizard: all of that in this tiny disc!? What is this? Magic?

Muggle: nah bitch, that's physics.

Wizard: gasp physics! What a strange name for muggle-magic.