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[–] Bingohas 31 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Reject groomers.

Embrace otter.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sea otters have been regularly observed to rape baby seals over weeks, and continue raping them after they've died.

River otters are cute though.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I would like to unsubscribe from rape facts. Thanks

[–] penguinsAreRapists 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hopefully someone doesn't tell you about penguins

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

But they are so cute though, look at them walking around, falling over the little goofballs.

[–] odigo2020 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dude, what the hell u made me read? I mean, dude !

[–] odigo2020 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Best not to look too closely at koalas, either. :/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Like people wouldn't force them to mate with seals if it would produce something cute for the Internet.

Stolen from a comedy sketch I saw in Orlando.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm always down for replacing problematic celebrities, especially when you can replace them with precious critters.