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O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit (www.theonion.com)
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[–] smokin_shinobi 68 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Body probably still warm and they are roasting him already. Couldn’t happen to a nicer murderer.

[–] hemmes 3 points 7 months ago

Well don't go losing your head over it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

OJ's wife's killer is finally dead