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Plot twist: the professor is on the verge of creating a superefficient new pesticide. If the student makes it to class they will ask a question that will inspire the professor to break through the final problem and create the pesticide, leading to the deaths of billions of insects. One insect has been sent from the future to prevent this from happening. It is... the Termitenator.
plot twist: killing the insects would result in ecosystem collapse and the Termitenator was actually sent by starving humans in a post collapse world as a last ditch effort to stop it from happening.
A Terminator T-1000 bursts through the door. It steps on the Termitenator, killing it.
"Kid," says the T-1000 in the voice of their father. "Get to class."
Without further elaboration, it leaves.