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[โ€“] frazw 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They need to shoulder bump too, otherwise they could just be former colleagues or perhaps two men who met for the first time yesterday.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Maybe an ass-tap just to be certain. A chest smooch couldn't hurt either.