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Anon watches LOTR (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] captainjaneway 105 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I can only tell if men are friends if they share a bicep-flexed hand clasp.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 10 months ago

You son of a bitch! 🤝💪

[–] frazw 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They need to shoulder bump too, otherwise they could just be former colleagues or perhaps two men who met for the first time yesterday.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Maybe an ass-tap just to be certain. A chest smooch couldn't hurt either.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

And a solemn nod that sums up everything they both experienced in the 10 years since they last saw each other.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

[–] MashedTech 14 points 10 months ago

"My man." "My man." (In unison) "Hurrah"
"What are we doing today?"
"We're going hunting. Because we're men. Because we like to do it. Stop being a bitch"