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Man Still Thinks Of Computer Virus As Cartoon Worm That Bites Through Screen (www.theonion.com)

submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/[email protected]

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[–] bigbadmoose 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Happens to me all the time. When I'm about to make a mistake I stop and decide not to make the mistake. It's pretty simple if you think about it 🤔

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"Code review? Just tell your people to do it right the first time."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Nonono, you see - you only find the bugs if you are looking at the code. If you never put it into code review in the first place, you won’t have found any bugs, and therefore they won’t exist. Flawless concept taps temple