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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I always assumed from videos I've watched that the point of the game is to either manage shit around Europe/Asia or fuck around as a noble of Bumfucknowhere, denouncing the pope, spying on your spouse, sending your entire court to jail, all for shits and giggles.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The point is create a eugenics empire of giant geniuses who come out of the womb ready to tear a grown man's head off his shoulders.

And that other stuff.

[–] psmgx 3 points 8 months ago

I went with beautiful albinos, but same idea

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I want a battle sim version of ck3.

Like Digital Risk but with terrain and type advantages right down to being able to control different active battlefields as the general or maybe even squad formation level if you wanted.

The background can be all the complicated incest avoidance/embracing.

Basically the opposite of ck3.

I still want the option to make allies or trade treaties, just maybe let me hand it off to the cpu if I want

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You just described the Total War series

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yep, @[email protected] could look into Medieval 2 Total War for the combat where terrain, morale and troop fatigue matters, though it's sorely lacking in the incest department and internal political intrigue.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Alas, incest simulator three will just have to wait